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Best break-up EVER! 11/30/2005 So for a short amount of time, I had a girlfriend. By short, I mean two, possibly three weeks. Filled with nothing but mediocre sex (from both parties), arguments and late night dinners at White 0 Comments, 251 Views, 0 Votes | |
As Churchill once said, "we must fight them on the beaches, in the air, on the land..." 7/12/2005 Now our most important ally has been bombed. Investigators are linking the bombing of London to Al-Quaeda, much like they did in the bombings of Madrid. Tony Blair is proving, once again, his abi 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
I am Jack's love of strip clubs. 6/12/2005 It appears that I have to clarify some points from my last article that was published, otherwise, I just might start getting more people bitching at me than I care to deal with. And that number is 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
"I'm hung like a baby's arm holding an apple!" 6/12/2005 It's just my opinion, but I think that any woman that dates somebody solely for the third leg he's sprouting in between his legs is a massive . And I'm on this because today, I sat and chatted wit 0 Comments, 140 Views, 0 Votes | |
I apologize. 5/2/2005 OK, so, I apologize to all the really gorgeous women on here. You see, I've seen movies like "Hitch" and well, they made me think that a tubby bastard like me can have a gorgeous, tall, blonde wom 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
Hypocrisy is the result of stupidity. 4/27/2005 So I get a reply back from somebody over my last article, "Time to Rock out With Your Cock out, " which got only fair reviews. Actually, I got two, but both were from the same person and the secon 0 Comments, 284 Views, 0 Votes | |
Time to rock out with your cock out! 4/4/2005 Last night, I was actually having sex. Now, what made this a memorable experience, besides me having sex, is that AC/DC's "TNT" was playing. And for the first time in my life, I had rhythm. That 0 Comments, 230 Views, 0 Votes | |
Be Mature. Or don't get laid. 3/31/2005 It just occurred to me as I sat here and masturbated for the 15th time today, if you're not an old fart that has to pop Viagra like they're some kind of damn candy, you're not getting laid! Look a 0 Comments, 98 Views, 0 Votes | |
Still depressing 1/26/2005 I think I need to elaborate on my last post about how depressing it is to be on sexsearch.com AND here and get absolutely no emails, winks or replies to the chat IMs I send out. Except on sexsearc 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
Well fuck me, that's depressing 1/16/2005 Everyone right now, drop what you're doing and go to sexsearch.com and start up a brand new profile. But do not pay for it. Especially the men. Instead, just be a free member, sit back and rel 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
That's just rude man. 12/31/2004 It may just be me, BUT...even if you think the person who's sent you an IM is the skeeviest of skeevy losers, you should still them that. If there is one thing about this site that annoys me mor 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
You Never Had Them at Hello 4/26/2004 Ok, men of this site who bitch and piss and moan every time they send an email to a lady and don't get a response, just shut the fuck up. Stop being a titty baby, and move on to ANOTHER WOMAN. Th 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
Speeding and Bass Aren't Drugs 4/19/2004 This is to the women of this site. I ask you a question, in all honesty, and I would love a response. Are there any women on this entire fucking planet who are honestly turned on by guys with the 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
Take a left at the Chevron... 4/17/2004 The first time I got laid, I felt like Indiana Jones. I didn’t have a whip, even though the girl did. I felt like him because I was searching for that elusive little fucker known as the 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
Basketball, football, baseball...but not tennis. 4/17/2004 Rodney Carrington said it best when he proved how men created sports because apparently, we get tired of thinking about pussy 24 hours a day. Football has uprights through the middle, baseball has 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love, hate and masturbation. 4/16/2004 I have a real love/hate relationship with this website. I love it because it proves that there are people out in the world who are decdicated to the finer art of booty calls. But let's be honest, 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes |
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